You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I love having hate sex.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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