How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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