these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.