Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery

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(248): View more from Michigan

Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?

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(631): View more from New York

woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.

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(361): View more from Texas

Did i throw a brick at someone last night?

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(509): View more from Washington

We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found

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(248): View more from Michigan

And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover

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(604): View more from British Columbia

he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax

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