never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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