Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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