The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
time to smoke my breakfast
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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