I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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