Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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