soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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