I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
