okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do vagina's smell?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
