Can i not drive my cunt home
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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