You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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