Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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