all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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