508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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