So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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