He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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