Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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