Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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