This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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