So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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