I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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