Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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