I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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