you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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