That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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