were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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