my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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