i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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