come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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