You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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