I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just had sex on a roof
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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