Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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