drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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