in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Porn is love you can see.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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