im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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