All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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