just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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