She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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