Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Michael Bay diarrhea
home. puking in laundry basket.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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