Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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