Got a toothbrush?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
