Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
So here I am, sexting at work.
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