Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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