Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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