I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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