And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
