oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My balls are so social today.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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