I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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