Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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