I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
