So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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